Holy Shit Retired Congrats Card

Well that finally happened. A funny retirement card for celebrating freedom, relaxation, and the well-earned end of the 9-to-5 grind. Perfect for showing equal parts shock and joy that someone has officially made it to retirement.

Steel Petal Press cards are letterpress printed by hand, one-by-one in Chicago, IL on vintage letterpress machines named Penelope (1960s Chandler & Price) and Helen (1960 Heidelberg Windmill). The result is a high-quality greeting card with character, craftsmanship, and just the right amount of sass.

Expertly pantone color-matched rubber ink letterpress printed on soft ivory recycled cotton rag paper.

4.25” x 5.5” size with coordinating envelope and protective sleeve